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I LOVE SCUNTHORPE

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ALL SHIRTS are just £ 12.50.....

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I BLOW JOB SEEKERS ALLOWANCE

All shirts are top quality, free size and are printed FRONT AND BACK and cost
just £12.50
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F U C K   O F F

I'LL SCREW YOUR LIGHT BULBS IN

NO JOB AS TARDY I'M AFRAID

I LOVE SCUNTHORPE

HOT WATER BOTTLE

I KNOW WHO RENTS CARS

WASH IT ON A COOL SETTING

I'M A BIT CHEEKY

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JUST ARTISTIC

I SLAP PERVERTS

THE SYMBOL LOCKS THE DOOR TO THE TOMB

I BLOW JOB SEEKERS ALLOWANCE

PARACETAMOL GIVES HEAD ACHES THE ELBOW

MY FAG GOT STUBBED OUT

MATT ITS HOT IN HERE

LITTLE FANNY FLAPS AROUND ALL DAY

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OPAQUE ERASER

IT'S MY SCARF & I TAKE IT UP THE ARSENAL

SHOW ME YOUR COCKNEY CHARM

DICK HEADED SOUTH

WHO MOVED THE REMOTE CONTROL

I LIVE AMONGST THE GREAT

HELP RICK ESCAPE

SWANKY DRESSER

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THE GREAT MING EMPIRE

FLICK ME OUTHOUSE LIGHTS ON

RICKY RILES BIANCA

MY 1ST KISS WAS TERRIBLE

IS THE ATTIC LIT OR IS IT STILL DARK

ASBESTOS SERVES A PURPOSE

DIVA GINA DANCES WELL

OPEN IS THE OPPOSITE OF SHUT

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JACK WORKS HARD ON THE FARM

SNAILS ARE TARDY

THE PIG IS WALLOWING IN THE MUD

HANDY KEYS

MUM TOLD JACK OFF TODAY

MY DAFODIL DOES NEED ITS WATER

SUPER VERTIGO

CORALS EXAM SCORES WERE GREAT

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I HAND JOB APPLICATIONS OUT

HOOVERS SUCK MY NOBLE LORD

THERE'S NO BENDING THE RULES

CALL 555 1412 FOR GAS MAN

I SPUN KITTEN AROUND

NO NUTS ACKNOWLEDGE ME

THIS CHAP IS SHY

INSULATORS LAG PIPES

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